We Care Archive
What are these "WE CARE" taglines all about?
Samaritanmag.com's changing "We Care" cover taglines are fun ad flippant, and point up the public's boredom with outrageous, silly, invasive tabloid coverage. Samaritans know there are more important things going on in the world than who broke up, who had plastic surgery and who might be pregnant. There is poverty, global warming, HIV/AIDS, cancer, animal welfare, childhood obesity, war and a host of other causes that people are passionate about. Of course, some tabloid headlines we don't say "we don't care" about: someone getting in a car accident, arrested for DUI, going for drug treatment. We care that they are okay - we just don't think it should be a news item.
WE CARE... But We Don't Care About The State of Will Smith And Jada Pinkett's Marriage (03/16/2022)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care if Kanye Objects To Divorce From Kim (02/28/2022)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care That Pamela Anderson Is Splitting Up With Her Fifth Husband (01/20/2022)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox Are Engaged (01/12/2022)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Grimes and Elon Musk Have Broken Up (09/24/2021)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Jennifer Lopez Made Her Relationship With Ben Affleck Instagram Official (07/26/2021)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Bill and Melinda Gates Are Divorcing (05/03/2021)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez Ended Their Engagement (03/12/2021)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Kim Kardashian Filed For Divorce From Kanye West (02/19/2021)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Lil Uzi Vert Got $24M Pink Diamond Embeded In His Forehead (02/04/2021)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Chrissy Teigen Got A New Tattoo Dedicated To Husband John Legend (01/19/2021)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian May Be Divorcing (01/05/2021)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care if musicians Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are engaged (10/28/2020)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care if Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Kept Birth of 2nd Child a Secret (09/25/2020)
WE CARE... But We Don't Care If An Ex 'Bachelor' Nick Viall Bought a $1.72 Million Home (09/17/2020)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Ed Sheeran and wife Cherry Seaborn are expecting their first child. (08/12/2020)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jada Pinkett Smith had an affair while married to Will Smith (07/13/2020)
WE CARE... About Good People Trying To Change Bad Things (06/15/2020)
WE CARE... But we don't care about whatever the Taylor, Kanye, Kim fued is all about. PS COVID-19 (03/24/2020)
WE CARE... But we don't care if actress Sara Gilbert and songwriter Linda Perry filed for legal separation (12/31/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care about what should be private details of Channing Tatum's custody battlle with ex wife Jenna Dewan (11/26/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if singer Halsey might be pregnant (11/18/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Miley Cyrus is dating so soon after her breakup (10/05/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if SNL's Pete Davidson Is Dating Actress Margaret Qualley (09/03/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care that Jason Momoa shaved his beard (04/19/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are engaged (03/09/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are engaged (03/09/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Lady Gaga and talent agent Christian Carino are no longer engaged (02/20/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Beck is divorcing Marissa Ribisi after 15 years of marriage (02/16/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting their fourth child (01/15/2019)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jaden Smith and Tyler, the Creator may — or may not — be a couple (11/20/2018)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Diddy and Cassie broke up after 10 years. We didn't even know they were dating (10/18/2018)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Cardi B and Nicki Minaj are fueding and brawling (09/08/2018)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Angelina hired a new lawyer for her divorce and custody battle with Brad (08/27/2018)
WE CARE... But we don't care if John Legend and Chrissy Teigen welcome a baby boy (05/17/2018)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have split up (03/13/2018)
WE CARE... But we don't care that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West called their child Chicago (01/20/2018)
WE CARE... But we don't care that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had baby No. 3 (01/16/2018)
WE CARE... But we don't care who Ben Affleck is dating a Saturday Night Live producer (07/07/2017)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Beyonce just had a baby or two (06/15/2017)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jaden Smith's pancakes were spiked with cheese at the Four Seasons (05/30/2017)
WE CARE... But we don't care if The Weeknd is dating Selena Gomez (01/11/2017)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Drake and Jennifer Lopez might possibly be dating (12/29/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Kendall Jenner got lip injections (11/23/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting a divorce (09/20/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care who Khloe Kardashian's new boyfriend is (09/18/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Rob Kardashian deleted all his photos from his Instagram account (07/26/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care why Iggy Azalea broke off her engagement to NBA's Nick Young (06/30/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Christina Aguilera dyed her hair red (06/08/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are dating (05/17/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care what Sarah Jessica Parker wore to the Met Gala (05/06/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Zac Efron broke up with Sami Miro (04/25/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if James Franco is "a little gay" (04/20/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care what celebrities were at Coachella or what they were wearing (04/18/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Megan Fox is pregnant with her third child (04/12/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Britney Spears photoshopped her waist in bikini pic (03/21/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jamie Oliver and his wife are having a fifth child (03/17/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are secretly engaged (03/06/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care about Kanye West's twitter feud with Deadmau5, or anybody (03/03/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if actress Laura Dern is dating rapper Common (01/27/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if hip hop artist J. Cole is married (01/19/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Miranda Lambert is dating Anderson East (01/03/2016)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Mark Zuckerberg changed his daughter's diaper (12/13/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care what Kanye West and Kim Kardashian name their kid (12/06/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care what Kanye West and Kim Kardashian name their kid (12/06/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Tyga and Kylie Jenner split up and got back together (11/24/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jennifer Lawrence stumbled on the red carpet (11/11/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Gwen Stefani is dating Blake Shelton (11/05/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are getting a divorce (10/28/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are getting a divorce after two years (10/28/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Canada's new Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has a tattoo (10/21/2015)
WE CARE... but we don't care if John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are expecting their first child (10/13/2015)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Amy Poehler ended her relationship with Nick Kroll (09/24/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if actress Ellen Page brought her new girlfriend to TIFF (09/14/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Tyga supposedly gave Kylie Jenner a Ferrari for her birthday (08/10/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Ed Sheeran is dating Nicole Scherzinger (08/09/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting a divorce (08/04/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jake Gyllenhaal is dating Rachel McAdams (07/20/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting a divorce (07/01/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Bristol Palin is pregnant again out of wedlock (06/25/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Brad and Angelina flew coach on a plane in France (06/09/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Shania Twain kicked off tour with lighter hair (06/07/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting another baby (05/31/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Cate Blanchett has had relationships with women (05/13/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care what JLo, Beyonce, Rihanna & Kim Kardashian wore to the Met Gala (05/08/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Ryan Gosling dyed his hair dark brown (04/17/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Madonna kissed Drake at Coachella (04/13/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Lindsay Lohan altered her Instagram photo to make her waist look smaller (04/06/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes were holding hands (03/18/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care that Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde (03/05/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if R&B singer Chris Brown might be the father of a nine-month old girl (03/04/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are having a baby (02/01/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore are getting divorced (01/25/2015)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Sean Penn adopts Charlize Theron's son (01/23/2015)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Cameron Diaz is marrying Benji Madden (01/05/2015)
WE CARE... but we don't care if basketball star LeBron James touched Princess Kate (12/09/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care about Kim Kardashian's butt (11/12/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Renée Zellweger got plastic surgery (10/21/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if George Clooney finally got married (09/29/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have a baby (09/17/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Coldplay's Chris Martin and actress Jennifer Lawrence are dating (09/14/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Brad Pitt and Angelina Joli tied the knot (08/29/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Adam Levine married Behati Prinsloo (07/22/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Michelle Rodriguez was kissing Zac Efron (07/09/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Leonardo Di Caprio refused to take a photo with Justin Bieber (06/13/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if George Clooney is getting married in September (05/29/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are getting married (05/16/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Dean McDermott cheated on wife Tori Spelling (04/21/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have consciously uncoupled (03/25/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Hayden Panettiere sold her L.A. home for $3 mil (03/24/2014)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Robin Thicke and Paula Patton split up (02/25/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Taylor Swift cut her long hair (02/13/2014)
WE CARE... But we don't care that Alyssa Milano is trying to get pregnant (02/06/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Lisa Kudrow got a nose job in her teens (10/28/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr split up (10/25/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Jake Gyllenhaal looks gaunt (10/23/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care about Miley Cyrus, Sinead O'Connor & Amanda Palmer's open letters (10/06/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth called off their engagement (09/16/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Miley Cyrus twerked on TV (08/29/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Ben Affleck is cast as Batman (08/24/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton are feuding (08/19/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Beyonce cut her hair short (08/08/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Duchess Catherine gave birth to an 8 pound 6 ounce boy (07/22/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Amanda Bynes thinks she's "far prettier" than Chrissy Teigen. (05/29/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Beyonce is pregnant (05/14/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Angelina Jolie's stylist picked up rings (05/08/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if John Mayer and Katy Perry broke up (04/03/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Bradley Cooper is dating 20-year-old model Suki Waterhouse (03/19/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care what Jessica Simpson names her next child (02/20/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Chris Brown was caught speeding! (02/04/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Spice Girl Geri Halliwell is dating a Russian tycoon (01/18/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Megan Fox wants to have more kids (01/14/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby (12/31/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Matthew McConaughey became a father again (12/30/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Simon Cowell is dating Carmen Electra (12/21/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Rihanna bought a $12 million mansion in California (12/19/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Taylor Swift is dating One Direction's Harry Styles (12/06/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care that Prince William and Kate are expecting their first child (12/03/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care the amount of Marc Anthony's monthly alimony payment to his ex-wife (11/18/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up (11/12/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy broke up (10/25/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wed in Italy (10/19/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Russell Crowe and his wife split up (10/15/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Jessica Simpson consulted doctors to lose her baby weight (09/30/2012)
WE CARE... but if don't care if Amanda Bynes locked herself in a changing room for almost 2 hours (09/19/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Deadmau5 tweeted that he is dating Kat Von D (09/18/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Green Lantern co-stars Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married (09/10/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara is considering a baby (08/30/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Neve Campbell was seen cooing over a baby that could be hers (08/20/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson (07/26/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced (07/02/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care when Pitt and Jolie get married (05/23/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Drake is dating Tyra (05/08/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Timberlake and Biel are engaged (05/01/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Del Rey left hotel with Axl (04/09/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Jessica Simpson is having a girl (03/08/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Clooney's ex is dating Steve-O (02/01/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Brand moved into a new home (01/16/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Timberlake and Biel are engaged (01/07/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Chaz Bono called off his engagement (12/21/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Efron and Hudgens split up (12/14/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Kim Kardashian filed for divorce (11/20/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Timberlake and Biel are an item again (09/24/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Beyonce is pregnant (08/29/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't are that Kat Von D and Jesse James broke off their engagement (08/28/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split up (07/17/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care who Ryan Gosling is dating (06/27/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Adele has the hots for Prince Harry (06/10/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Kardashian got engaged (05/26/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Gaga split from her boyfriend (05/14/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Diaz is seeing A-Rod (05/05/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if James Franco quit Twitter (04/05/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Timberlake and Biel broke up (03/13/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if George Michael's boyfriend broke up with him (03/08/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care who wore what to the Oscars (02/28/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Rosie O'Donnell split from her girlfriend (02/23/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Kim Kardashian is engaged (02/17/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Penelope Cruz gives birth (01/27/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Guy Ritchie's girlfriend moved in (01/07/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Madonna is spending Christmas with Guy Ritchie (12/21/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Longoria and Parker met for lunch (12/04/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Swift is dating Gyllenhaal (11/27/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Bieber shaves his head (08/06/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Lindsay is creating art in jail (07/29/2010)
WE CARE... but we don’t care if Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt split up (05/31/2010)
WE CARE... but we don’t care if Lopez and Anthony are renewing their vows (05/27/2010)
WE CARE... but we don’t care if Lohan is seeing an older woman (05/18/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Spelling and McDermott renewed their vows (05/06/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care who Paris Hilton is dating now (04/25/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Brad and Jennifer have been sneaking around (04/07/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Ricky Martin is gay (03/30/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Demi Lovato is dating Joe Jonas (03/14/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care about Jesse James' mistresses (03/05/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care what Perez Hilton says (02/23/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Richie and Madden are engaged (02/16/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Heidi Montag wants more plastic surgery (01/20/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Tila Tequila is pregnant (01/17/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Michael Buble got engaged (01/12/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care how much Nicolas Cage owes in back taxes (01/07/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Angelina and Brad celebrated their fifth anniversary (12/10/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Britney is getting married again (12/10/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Tiger Woods went off-course in his marriage (12/03/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Megan Fox bought her boyfriend a sportscar (11/29/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care who Cibrian is cheating on (11/05/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Aniston used Botox once (10/28/2009)
WE CARE... but not that Odom & Kardashian signed a pre-nup (10/19/2009)
WE CARE... but not about Letterman's indiscretions (10/05/2009)
WE CARE... but not about Jon Gosselin divorcing Kate (09/26/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Miley doesn't Tweet (06/12/2009)